I can't even text without writing long, nice...
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society: Everyone's beautiful.
society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society: You had sex?! Slut!
society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
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average teen: what if my mom finds out i've been drinking
me: what if my mom finds out my tumblr url
Remember when "shut up" was a bad word?
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SHIT I CAN'T MAKE UP: Convo between my 7year-old...
(Names have been altered slightly, just in case.)
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage. I almost cried out of happiness. Later, when I was asked if boys could kiss anyone they wanted, I replied "only if they want to kiss you back." And Josie responded "Yeah! Your body your life.")
My students are the shit.
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Mane 6: Skinners
GeoffreyMation: XBOX 360
kamen-rider-equine: Generation 3 and 3.5 MLP
AskWryn: English Class
Askheroicsonic: Social interaction.
ask-nopony: Spelling and grammatical mistakes
Darkemi: High school
xXRivkaXx: My Older Brother
britains-eyebrows: Going outside.
msnatty: hate anons
hetaliafandom: Sloppy Joes
princessofkokoros: hiatuses of the sherlock or fall out boy kind
roxyresponder: johndave not being canon
cannibal-Loki: Being ignored or pushed to the side
harufrappe: attention whores
webbyghost: being guilt-tripped into doing things
la-vicky: seeing people in pain
magic-bending-avenger: Debbie Downers
male-pride: People who complain about being ignored then ignore you when you are giving them attention
myironcage: wrong grammar